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All of these downloadable MP3 album collections of live comedy music performances from past MarsCons are just under 4 hours long each, except for 2008 & 2007 which are bundled together as one set with about the same length of content.
Prices:
Each individual year’s collection = $30.00
MarsCon 2008 & 2007 bundle = $30.00
ALL 18 COLLECTIONS = $200.00 (it’s 66 HOURS, 20 MINUTES of content for less than half price!)
To read the full contents of each collection, see the TRACK LISTINGS posted below.
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All proceeds raised cover: (1.) the Hotel Room costs for Friday and Saturday night for this year’s comedy music track 30-minute-concert Main Stage performers who travel in from far out of town, and (2.) additional Hotel Room nights needed, which dictates our 1st Stretch Goal amount, if any. Covering these costs are an essential part of keeping this track going every year. Funds raised beyond any Stretch Goal amounts cover other track related expenses personally paid for by the track Chair.
Thank you for supporting the MarsCon Comedy Music Track. ~ Luke Ski
TRACK LISTINGS FOR ALL OF THE COLLECTIONS:
The 2024 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2023):
ALBUM A:
1. The Most Important Thing To Remember
2. Friday Intro
3. QUAXLY (Intro)
4. QUAXLY – Il Neige
5. PAY DAY (Intro)
6. PAY DAY – Il Neige
7. GIGA DRAIN YOU (Intro)
8. GIGA DRAIN YOU – Il Neige
9. AND COUNTING (Intro)
10. AND COUNTING – TV’s Kyle
11. RAY FILLET (Intro)
12. RAY FILLET – TV’s Kyle
13. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A TURTLE GET DOWN (Intro)
14. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A TURTLE GET DOWN – TV’s Kyle
15. UKYO KUONJI (Intro)
16. UKYO KUONJI – TV’s Kyle
17. Room Eleven Eleven on the Eleventh Floor
18. UNHEALTHY (Intro)
19. UNHEALTHY – Insane Ian
20. SOLUTION: BANJO! (Intro)
21. SOLUTION: BANJO! – Insane Ian
22. NEVER GONNA WEAR PANTS AGAIN – Insane Ian
23. BABY GOES BACK (Intro)
24. BABY GOES BACK – The Odd Ditties
25. ODE TO PROCREATION – The Odd Ditties, featuring Jace McLain
26. Consult Your Physician
27. CONVENTION (Intro)
28. CONVENTION – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
29. INTELLIGENT DESIGN – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
30. PANSEXUAL PANTHEIST – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
31. FISHFUCKER (Intro)
32. FISHFUCKER – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
33. NBW Outro and Dedication – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
34. Space Oddity Room Party Friday Excerpts
35. Saturday Intro
36. DON’T STOP BELIEVING (Intro)
37. DON’T STOP BELIEVING – Klingon Pop Warrior
38. MY HEART WILL GO ON – Klingon Pop Warrior
ALBUM B:
1. LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD – Klingon Pop Warrior
2. Luke Ski Gets Small
3. The Edina Fringe Festival
4. WE’RE ONLY HERE IS STEVE’S MIND (Intro)
5. WE’RE ONLY HERE IS STEVE’S MIND – Steve Goodie
6. ACT POTTERY (Intro)
7. ACT POTTERY – Steve Goodie
8. THE HARRY POTTER BATHROOM SAGA (Intro)
9. THE HARRY POTTER BATHROOM SAGA – Steve Goodie
10. Brynn’s Glowing Review Of Steve Goodie
11. My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
12. MILLENIAL POP (Intro)
13. MILLENIAL POP – Robbie Ellis, featuring Bonnie Gordon
14. FORTY-FIVE SECONDS – Robbie Ellis
15. I AM A CAT – Robbie Ellis
16. 525,600 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL – Robbie Ellis
17. Robbie Ellis Thanks The Dementia Radio Crew
18. Hi Lindsay And Donita!
19. ROGUE (Intro)
20. ROGUE – the great Luke Ski, featuring Bonnie Gordon
21. ROGUE (Outro)
22. PLAYIN’ SOME MARIOKART (Intro)
23. PLAYIN’ SOME MARIOKART – the great Luke Ski
24. CANDYBARS (Intro)
25. CANDYBARS – the great Luke Ski
26. YOU’RE WELCOME, MARSCON (Intro)
27. YOU’RE WELCOME, MARSCON – the great Luke Ski
28. YOU’RE WELCOME, MARSCON (Outro)
29. Rapid-Fire Slideshow
30. Jazz Hands Acknowledged
31. WHY DON’T YOU DO RIGHT (Intro)
32. WHY DON’T YOU DO RIGHT – Bonnie Gordon
33. CON ARTIST (Intro)
34. CON ARTIST – Bonnie Gordon
35. BONNIE’S DUMB PARODY IDEAS REVISITED (Intro)
36. BONNIE’S DUMB PARODY IDEAS REVISITED – Bonnie Gordon
37. FOUR LETTERS (Intro)
38. FOUR LETTERS – Bonnie Gordon
39. L.A. LOVE SONG (Intro)
40. L.A. LOVE SONG – Bonnie Gordon
41. Saturday Outro
42. KLINGON (Intro)
43. KLINGON – Bonnie Gordon
44. Space Oddity Room Party Saturday Excerpts
45. Sunday Intro
46. 99 RABID RACCONS (Intro)
47. 99 RABID RACCONS – MeowMeme
ALBUM C:
1. DANCE ZOMBIE (Intro)
2. DANCE ZOMBIE – MeowMeme
3. TICK ON ME (Intro)
4. TICK ON ME – MeowMeme
5. HE WON’T GO DOWN (Intro)
6. HE WON’T GO DOWN – Holy Bongwater
7. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT SCHNEIDER (Intro)
8. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT SCHNEIDER – Holy Bongwater
9. HOW FAR I’LL TROLL – Holy Bongwater
10. Luke Discusses “Alf: The Animated Series”
11. FACTOIDS ABOUT WEBFONTS – Regdar and the Fighters
12. FAT KID EMO PANTS – Regdar and the Fighters
13. TEAM SCIENCE (Intro)
14. TEAM SCIENCE – Regdar and the Fighters
15. DPI: Vegas
16. Havin’ A Good MarsCon?
17. Dumb Parody Ideas Contest Introduction
18. I AM SLUG (Intro)
19. I AM SLUG – MeowMeme
20. SPATULA CITY (Intro)
21. SPATULA CITY – DJ Chris
22. MAYO (Intro)
23. MAYO – Steve Goodie
24. CLEVER GIRL (Intro)
25. CLEVER GIRL – Il Neige
26. I’M WALKEN ON SUNSHINE (Intro)
27. I’M WALKEN ON SUNSHINE – Nathan Long
28. I ONLY WANNA PEE WITH YOU (Intro)
29. I ONLY WANNA PEE WITH YOU – Bonnie Gordon
30. SWIPE RIGHT ON ME ON TINDER (Intro)
31. SWIPE RIGHT ON ME ON TINDER – Bonnie Gordon
32. DUMB PAR-O-DIES (Intro)
33. DUMB PAR-O-DIES – Robbie Ellis
34. Stipulations And Rules
35. THE LETTERMAN (Intro)
36. THE LETTERMAN – the great Luke Ski
37. Judge Ian Loses Control And His Mind
38. WERNHER VON BRAUN (Intro)
39. WERNHER VON BRAUN – Robbie Ellis
40. CHEESECAKE TRUCK – Steve Goodie, featuring Kendra Shepherd
41. I DON’T KNOW WHAT CHRISTMAS IS (BUT CHRISTMASTIME IS HERE) (Intro)
42. I DON’T KNOW WHAT CHRISTMAS IS (BUT CHRISTMASTIME IS HERE) – Dave Stagner, featuring Justin Hartley, & the great Luke Ski
43. THE DUCK SONG – MeowMeme, featuring Mike Hazelman, Carrie Dahlby & the great Luke Ski
44. COUNTRY SONG – Jace McLain
45. WORLD WIDE WAIT – Brett Glass
46. BEE OF THE BIRD OF THE MOTH – TV’s Kyle
47. WHERE (T)IT’S AT (CAN I GET A BOOB JOB?) (Intro)
48. WHERE (T)IT’S AT (CAN I GET A BOOB JOB?) – Bonnie Gordon
49. POISONING PIDGEONS IN THE PARK (Intro)
50. POISONING PIDGEONS IN THE PARK – Insane Ian
51. THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA-HAAA! (Intro)
52. THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA-HAAA! – the great Luke Ski
53. FISH HEADS (Intro)
54. FISH HEADS – MarsCon 2023 Comedy Music Track Performers
55. FISH HEADS (Outro)
36. Sunday Outro
The 2023 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2022):
ALBUM A:
1. I Want My Money Back – Brett Glass
2. Friday Intro
3. Dylan, Springsteen, Diamond
4. Why Did I Sell My Music Catalog? – Power Salad
5. Moisture Chant #1
6. The Clean Plate Club (Intro)
7. The Clean Plate Club – Power Salad
8. Intimate Crowd
9. Effin Weird
10. Arthur Treacher, Not A God (Intro)
11. Arthur Treacher, Not A God – Power Salad
12. Arthur Treacher, Not A God (Outro)
13. I Can Sufficiently Rock You Now (Intro)
14. I Can Sufficiently Rock You Now – Power Salad
15. These Trying Times
16. Shadow Puppet Theater
17. It’s Hard Out There For A Temp (Intro)
18. It’s Hard Out There For A Temp – Insane Ian
19. Kang (Intro)
20. Kang – Insane Ian
21. Kang (Outro)
22. Mr. Yuletide (Intro)
23. Mr. Yuletide – Insane Ian
24. Mr. Yuletide (Outro)
25. Shadow of the Dawn of the Rise of the Video Game Medley Part V: Origins: the Beginning HD – Insane Ian
26. Shadow of the Dawn of the Rise of the Video Game Medley Part V: Origins: the Beginning HD (Outro)
27. Whatever, I’m Sure (Intro)
28. Whatever, I’m Sure – Bad Beth and Beyond
29. You Are An Asshole To Me (Intro)
30. You Are An Asshole To Me – Bad Beth and Beyond
31. Show Me On The Doll – Bad Beth and Beyond
32. Show Me On The Doll (Outro)
33. Must Be Satan (Intro)
34. Must Be Satan – Bad Beth and Beyond
35. And It’s Good Enough For Me – Bad Beth and Beyond
36. Our First Chuck Berry Reference
37. Hi Devo Spice
38. Saturday Intro
39. Hello Marscon People
40. It’s Daylight Savings Time (Intro)
41. It’s Daylight Savings Time – Steve Goodie
42. If I Could Save Time
43. Ian The Hero
44. FU R2 D2 – Steve Goodie
45. Weird Al Medley (Intro)
46. Weird Al Medley – Steve Goodie
47. Weird Al Medley (Outro)
48. Words That Sound Dirty But Ain’t (Intro)
49. Words That Sound Dirty But Ain’t – Steve Goodie
50. Words That Sound Dirty But Ain’t (Outro)
51. Florida Man – Ross Childs
52. Goose Corpse
ALBUM B:
1. Obscure Star Trek Trivia
2. Red Shirt – Ross Childs
3. Fruit Inventory
4. Human Meat – Ross Childs
5. Donald Duckin’ It – Ross Childs
6. Crab Man – Ross Childs
7. Devo Is Donald Duckin’ It
8. Epic Sax Album Drop
9. It’s Raining Men (Intro)
10. It’s Raining Men – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
11. It’s Raining Men (Outro)
12. Cat Named Flo (Intro)
13. Cat Named Flo – TV’s Kyle, featuring Insane Ian and the great Luke Ski
14. Cat Named Flo (Outro)
15. Merry Berry Muffins (Intro)
16. Merry Berry Muffins – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
17. Lindsay Remembered The Cowbell
18. Lindsay Doesn’t Care
19. What Did I Do A Minute Ago – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
20. Skelevision – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
21. Party (Do It Right Now) – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
22. Turn Your Fisher-Price Record Player Up – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
23. Table 27 We Love You
24. I Like Borko – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
25. Merry Berry Luke Ski (Intro)
26. Merry Berry Luke Ski – TV’s Kyle, featuring the great Luke Ski
27. That’s What It’s Like In Japan – Insane Ian
28. The Penis Game – Bad Beth and Beyond
29. Welcome To The Internet – Beth Kinderman
30. Hurrisplain – Bad Beth and Beyond
31. H.Y.C.Y.B.H – Insane Ian
32. My Eyes Are Right Up Here – Bad Beth and Beyond
33. Air Fryer Blues – Ross Childs
34. Rowling Get Off Twitter – Steve Goodie
35. Hotel Castlevania – Insane Ian
36. Robot Cat – Insane Ian, featuring the great Luke Ski
37. Robot Cat (Outro)
38. Sunday Intro
39. Snowman Joke
40. Giant Kitten – MeowMeme
ALBUM C:
1. Musical Instrument Joke
2. Cold Blooded Snake – MeowMeme
3. Imperial Girl (Intro)
4. Imperial Girl – MeowMeme
5. Imperial Girl (Outro)
6. Golden Spatula
7. Stage Manager Abby
8. Yell At Luke
9. Time For Plugging
10. Peach’s Castle – Versatile Fluff
11. Donkey Kong Woman – Versatile Fluff
12. Quarantine – Versatile Fluff
13. D.P.I. – Living In Eternia – the great Luke Ski
14. Back One Week To The Future – the great Luke Ski
15. D.P.I. – Hey Gargamel – the great Luke Ski
16. 88 Lines About 44 Simpsons – the great Luke Ski
17. D.P.I. – Don’t Cry For Me Bart And Lisa – the great Luke Ski
18. The Ballad Of Optimus Prime – the great Luke Ski
19. Toys (Intro)
20. Toys – the great Luke Ski
21. Dumb Parody Ideas Intro
22. Yeet It – MeowMeme
23. I’m Litigating – Brett Glass
24. What Do You Do With A Drunken Driver? – Brett Glass
25. Three Episodes – Dave Stagner
26. Thanks Apple
27. Mary Sue – Nick
28. Psycho Klingon – Nick
29. Dishonor On You
30. Blade Runner – Nick
31. Honey – Power Salad
32. Renaissance Fair – Eric
33. Party’s Bard – Eric
34. Murder Hobo
35. Oops I Deleted Your Card – Carly
36. Dumb Parody Ideas Winner
37. Give It Up
38. Dementia Radio Jingle – Power Salad
39. I’m Holding The Loudstick
40. I’ll Say It Backwards
41. Gilbert Explains The Logo
42. Comedy Music Smackdown Intro
43. Lady Liberty – Brett Glass
44. I’ve No More Ducks To Give – Brett Glass
45. Exploding Whales – Dave Stagner
46. I’m A Little Airplane Now – Dave Stagner
47. The Wreck Of The Crash Of The Easthill Mining Disaster – Beth Kinderman
48. Our Second Chuck Berry Reference
49. Tonight I’m Going To Rock You Tonight (Intro)
50. Tonight I’m Going To Rock You Tonight – Ross Childs
51. Them Hors D’oeuvres – Power Salad
52. Walk (Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver) This Way – Insane Ian
53. Doctor Fauci – Carrie Dahlby
54. Freakazoid! TV Theme Song – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
55. I’m Looking Out For Me – the great Luke Ski
56. Sunday Outro
The 2022 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2021):
ALBUM A:
1. Friday intro
2. BABY YODA (Intro)
3. BABY YODA – Beth Kinderman
4. BABY YODA (Outro)
5. #THANKSTHANOS (Intro)
6. #THANKSTHANOS – Beth Kinderman
7. #THANKSTHANOS (Outro)
8. Do I have time?
9. STOP COVERING HALLELUJAH (Intro)
10. STOP COVERING HALLELUJAH – Beth Kinderman
11. STOP COVERING HALLELUJAH (Outro)
12. PARTY TONIGHT (Intro)
13. PARTY TONIGHT – Amy Engelhardt
14. PARTY TONIGHT (Outro)
15. HOOTY HOOT (Intro)
16. HOOTY HOOT – Amy Engelhardt
17. HOOTY HOOT (Outro)
18. ShoEboX shade
19. WAPC (WET ASS PUSSY CAT) (Intro)
20. WAPC (WET ASS PUSSY CAT) – Devo Spice
21. WAPC (WET ASS PUSSY CAT) (Outro)
22. HAUNTED BY MY KID’S DEAD HAMSTER (Intro)
23. HAUNTED BY MY KID’S DEAD HAMSTER – Devo Spice
24. HAUNTED BY MY KID’S DEAD HAMSTER (Outro)
25. MANDALORIAN (Intro)
26. MANDALORIAN – Devo Spice
27. MANDALORIAN (Outro)
28. DRYER PORTAL (Intro)
29. DRYER PORTAL – Devo Spice
30. DRYER PORTAL (Outro)
31. Chris, what’s that you’re biting?
32. Kyle, not tile
33. Mad Lib with Carrie Dahlby
34. The bane of Chris’ existence
35. I’VE GOT A WIFE
36. I’VE GOT A WIFE (Outro)
37. PAC-MAN IS 40 AND SO SHOULD YOU (Intro)
38. PAC-MAN IS 40 AND SO SHOULD YOU – Worm Quartet
39. PAC-MAN IS 40 AND SO SHOULD YOU (Outro)
40. I DON’T MATTER (Intro)
41. I DON’T MATTER – Worm Quartet
42. I DON’T MATTER (Outro)
43. PAC-MAN CEREAL COMMERCIAL – Worm Quartet, featuring Steve Crist
44. PILE OF STUFF – Worm Quartet
45. PILE OF STUFF (Outro)
46. OnlySweat
47. ENTIRE DOG (Intro)
48. ENTIRE DOG – Worm Quartet
49. ENTIRE DOG (Outro)
50. WHO’S GOT A BAG? (Intro)
51. WHO’S GOT A BAG? – Worm Quartet
52. WHO’S GOT A BAG? (Outro)
53. CdSW COUNTRY JAM – Cirque du So What?
54. Virtual water aerobics
55. Stupid solos – Jon Bermuda Schwartz
56. Photo guessing contest – Jon Bermuda Schwartz
57. FANBOY (Intro)
58. FANBOY – the great Luke Ski
59. FANBOY (Outro)
60. THE HANNA BARBERA POLKA (Intro)
61. THE HANNA BARBERA POLKA – the great Luke Ski
62. THE HANNA BARBERA POLKA (Outro)
63. INSANE AND THE BRAIN (Intro)
64. INSANE AND THE BRAIN – the great Luke Ski
65. INSANE AND THE BRAIN (Outro)
ALBUM B:
1. ROCKY HORROR (Intro)
2. ROCKY HORROR – the great Luke Ski
3. ROCKY HORROR (Outro)
4. Can I just say…
5. Best ad line ever
6. RELIGION AND POLITICS YA-TA-TA YA-TA-TA! – Power Salad
7. HYRULE (Intro)
8. HYRULE – Il Neige
9. HYRULE (Outro)
10. SUBZERO (Intro)
11. SUBZERO – Il Neige
12. SUBZERO (Outro)
13. MAGIKARP SPLASH (Intro)
14. MAGIKARP SPLASH – Il Neige
15. MAGIKARP SPLASH (Outro)
16. MR. DARKSIDE (Intro)
17. MR. DARKSIDE – Il Neige
18. MR. DARKSIDE (Outro)
19. Do something entertaining please
20. Kyle’s frame rates
21. TWILIGHT (Intro)
22. TWILIGHT – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
23. TWILIGHT (Outro)
24. BUMP! (Intro)
25. BUMP! – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
26. BUMP! (Outro)
27. Where’s the cowbell, Lindsay?
28. Microphone consumption
29. I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS (Intro)
30. I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
31. I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS (Outro)
32. Hey Luke, check the chat
33. FUNKYPLANET – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
34. LISTING ALL THE LIST SONGS (Intro)
35. LISTING ALL THE LIST SONGS – Robbie Ellis
36. Thank yous from Robbie
37. PANDERING TO NERDS (Intro)
38. PANDERING TO NERDS – Robbie Ellis
39. PANDERING TO NERDS (Outro)
40. SYMPHONY NO 1 IN Eb (Intro)
41. SYMPHONY NO 1 IN Eb – Robbie Ellis
42. SYMPHONY NO 1 IN Eb (Outro)
43. PUMPKINS (Intro)
44. PUMPKINS – Robbie Ellis
45. PUMPKINS (Outro)
46. PUNK-INS (Intro) – Robbie Ellis
47. PUNK-INS – Robbie Ellis
48. PUNK-INS (Outro)
49. BREATHE (MID-NOVEMBER 2020) (Intro)
50. BREATHE (MID-NOVEMBER 2020) – Robbie Ellis
51. BREATHE (MID-NOVEMBER 2020) (Outro)
52. SKA – Robbie Ellis
53. SKA (Outro)
54. PANDERING TO NERDS (REPRISE) (Intro)
55. PANDERING TO NERDS (REPRISE) – Robbie Ellis
56. PANDERING TO NERDS (REPRISE) (Outro)
57. ZOOM SINGALONG (Intro)
58. ZOOM SINGALONG – Robbie Ellis
59. ZOOM SINGALONG (Outro)
60. Weird Audio Preview
61. Tech support for Mom Ski
62. I WANT A VACCINATION (Intro)
63. I WANT A VACCINATION – Dave Stagner
64. STAR TREK (Intro)
65. STAR TREK – Karl Brown
66. DEAR INTERNET (Intro)
67. DEAR INTERNET – Angela Brett
ALBUM C:
1. CONCELLATION (Intro)
2. CONCELLATION – Dave Stagner
3. YOUR CON’S NAME HERE (Intro)
4. YOUR CON’S NAME HERE – Michael McAfee
5. CAMGIRL BLUES (Intro)
6. CAMGIRL BLUES – Garlic Bread & Roses
7. A HABIT TRAIL NAMED KLIEN (Intro)
8. A HABIT TRAIL NAMED KLIEN – Brett Glass
9. THE WORST OLD JOB (Intro)
10. THE WORST OLD JOB – Garlic Bread & Roses
11. Sunday Intro
12. GRAND OPENING (Intro)
13. GRAND OPENING – Insane Ian
14. GRAND OPENING (Outro)
15. DELIVERY BOY (Intro)
16. DELIVERY BOY – Insane Ian
17. DELIVERY BOY (Outro)
18. USE YOUR WORDS WITH LYRICS (Intro)
19. USE YOUR WORDS WITH LYRICS – Insane Ian
20. USE YOUR WORDS WITH LYRICS (Outro)
21. I BET I CAN EAT MORE WAFFLES THAN YOU (Intro)
22. I BET I CAN EAT MORE WAFFLES THAN YOU – Insane Ian
23. I BET I CAN EAT MORE WAFFLES THAN YOU (Outro)
24. Other Ooklas – Ookla The Mok
25. LIVING AT HOME (Intro)
26. LIVING AT HOME – Throwing Toasters
27. LIVING AT HOME (Outro)
28. SQUIRREL PARTY (Intro)
29. SQUIRREL PARTY – Throwing Toasters
30. SQUIRREL PARTY (Outro)
31. SCREW U (Intro)
32. SCREW U – Throwing Toasters
33. SCREW U (Outro)
34. A cameo from Toiley T. Paper
35. DEBBIE (2021 VERSION) (Intro)
36. DEBBIE (2021 VERSION) – Throwing Toasters
37. DEBBIE (2021 VERSION) (Outro)
38. THE INTERNET (Intro)
39. THE INTERNET – Tom Smith
40. THE INTERNET (Outro)
41. SUBPEONA COLADA – Tom Smith
42. SUBPEONA COLADA (Outro)
43. STONY PEAK – Tom Smith
44. STONY PEAK (Outro)
45. OPERATION DESERT STORM – Tom Smith
46. OPERATION DESERT STORM (Outro)
47. ROCKET RIDE (Intro)
48. ROCKET RIDE – Tom Smith
49. ROCKET RIDE (Outro)
50. CLOSE YOUR EYES (Intro)
51. CLOSE YOUR EYES – Beth Kinderman
52. CLOSE YOUR EYES (Outro)
53. BESSIE THE HIEFER – Throwing Toasters
54. BESSIE THE HIEFER (Outro)
55. ARMOUR HOT DOGS – TV’s Kyle & Lindzilla
56. ARMOUR HOT DOGS (Outro)
57. BOK LIKE A CHICKEN – MeowMeme
58. The C.O.G. invades Virtual MarsCon 2021 – The Consortium Of Genius
59. RED BEANS AND RICE – Power Salad
60. RED BEANS AND RICE (Outro)
61. SEAGULLS (STOP IT NOW) (Intro)
62. SEAGULLS (STOP IT NOW) – the great Luke Ski
63. SEAGULLS (STOP IT NOW) (Outro)
64. Sunday outro
The 2021 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2020):
ALBUM A:
1. Luke introduces the Music Guest Of Honor
2. The World’s Shortest Political Protest Song – Lauren Mayer
3. Chris and Byron need to entertain
4. Friday intro
5. That Was Our MarsCon – Kornflake and Jacob
6. Tony Danza – Kornflake and Jacob
7. They’re Not On My Diet – Doornail, featuring Kornflake and Jacob
8. Boobs Get In The Way – Kornflake and Jacob
9. Toenails (Samba Version) – Kornflake
10. Letterkenny – Mikey Mason
11. The Button – Mikey Mason
12. A Hufflepuff Knocked My House Elf Up – Mikey Mason
13. The Opposite Of Cool – Mikey Mason
14. Dude, what’d you do yesterday?
15. What is this? (It’s moisture)
16. Get This Party Started – Devo Spice
17. Old Source Code – Devo Spice
18. Grouchy Smurf Mumble Rap – Devo Spice
19. [Not Yet Officially Titled Shlong Song] – Devo Spice
20. Marc With A C intro
21. Drunk Classic Rock Fans – Marc With a C
22. Dickpuncher III: The Dickening – Marc With a C
23. This Meeting Is Bullshit – Marc With a C
24. Motherfuckers Be Bullshittin’ – Marc With a C
25. Friday outro
ALBUM B:
1. Saturday intro
2. Bat Guy – Michael William Hunter
3. Hey Marvel – Michael William Hunter
4. Mambo Number Pi – Michael William Hunter
5. You’re Tearing Me Apart – Michael William Hunter
6. Hi Erika!
7. Everyone’s Here – Il Neige
8. Be Like Bulbasaur – Il Neige
9. Why Doesn’t Anyone Like Delibird? – Il Neige
10. Mr. Darkside – Il Neige
11. The MP3 album ad
12. I Only Feel It When It Hurts – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
13. Do The Cow – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
14. Dennis Sit Down – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
15. Babaganoush – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
16. Do You Want A Pizza This? – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
17. Small Round Yoda – the great Luke Ski
18. House Party At Arkham Asylum – the great Luke Ski
19. What’s Up Spock? – the great Luke Ski
20. Luke introduces Lauren Mayer
21. Stand By Your Con – Lauren Mayer
22. Yet Another Song Explaining Cold Weather Doesn’t Disprove Climate Change – Lauren Mayer
23. The Sexual Harassment Prevention Song – Lauren Mayer
24. Goys – Lauren Mayer
25. Nine Words – Lauren Mayer
26. Hormone Hell – Lauren Mayer
27. Saturday outro
ALBUM C:
1. Sunday intro
2. Sarah Palin Shot Santa’s Reindeer – Karl Brown
3. Duet For Toy Computer And Toy Piano – Karl Brown
4. Sit On My Face – Karl Brown
5. I’m A Toad Again – Brett Glass
6. Pooper Scooper – Brett Glass
7. Position Number 9 – Brett Glass
8. Least enthusiastic outro
9. Interview with a young geek
10. Baby Yoda – Beth Kinderman
11. The Dread Gazebo – Beth Kinderman
12. Wow, that went to a dark place!
13. What ever happened to Mikey Mason?
14. TV’s Vinyl
15. If I Had The Copyright – Beth Kinderman
16. Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron – Puppet Show (Dave Stagner)
17. Stale Tequila – Jacob Haller
18. (Whenever I’m Sad, I Do A Web-Search For Pictures Of) Adorable Kittens – Jacob Haller
19. I Jump On Cakes – Kornflake and Jacob
20. Peach’s Castle – Versatile Fluff
21. One per day
22. I’m A Christmas Tree – Karl Brown, featuring the great Luke Ski
23. Put It On The List – Brett Glass
24. All The Lazy Boyfriends – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
25. Baby Shark – Alexann
26. The Song That Goes Like This – Carrie Dahlby, featuring the great Luke Ski
27. Rhinoceratops Vs. Superpuma – Devo Spice
28. You’re Welcome, MarsCon! – the great Luke Ski
The 2020 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2019):
ALBUM A:
1. Luke Ski’s Filibuster Average – Byron & Chris
2. The Klingons Are Klinging – Byron & Chris
3. Friday Intro
4. Christina Ricci – Insane Ian
5. Silent Bob – Insane Ian
6. A 30 hour bus ride for 9 minutes of stage time
7. Hufflepuffs – Insane Ian
8. So, we’ve gotten to the portion of…
9. Everything about this is dumb, and so am I
10. Doctor What?! – Insane Ian
11. Insane Irony
12. Wow, I used up all my moisture in one song!
13. Rock In My Face – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
14. I Don’t Want To Do This Anymore – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
15. Lindsay Is Totally Centered – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
16. Pumpkin Bread – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla, featuring the great Luke Ski
17. Babaghanoush – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
18. Tri-State Area – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
19. Mighty Magiswords plug, No more archimorphy!
20. Other F words
21. Save Point – Cutesylvania
22. Ice Clock – Cutesylvania
23. Crystal Gem – Cutesylvania, featuring the great Luke Ski
24. Card Key – Cutesylvania
25. Travelin’ Hat – Power Salad
26. News Station 9, Akron’s News Source Since 1978 – Power Salad
27. Sarah The Huck-A-Bee – Power Salad (a song by Moneyshot Cosmonauts)
28. Chacarron Macarron – Power Salad
29. …Tile! I want Tile! Honey Mustard! Okay!
30. Luke Ski says something sincere for once…
31. Can I just say for one moment…
32. I Didn’t Have Time To Rehearse This – the great Luke Ski
33. Drivin’ For Lyft – the great Luke Ski
34. It’s Hot As Balls Outside – Cirque du So What?
35. What’s up, Nana Mewfles?
36. Peter Parker – the great Luke Ski
ALBUM B:
1. She’s Kara Zor-El – the great Luke Ski
2. Two jerks with microphones – Byron and Chris
3. The belated Saturday intro
4. Dinky McDiddlyboots – Devo Spice
5. So, Um… I’m a Doctor Who fan…
6. I Am The Doctor – Devo Spice
7. So when I put out that album…
8. The Promised Land – Devo Spice
9. Gravity Is Stupid – Devo Spice
10. Stupid Rap Battles 3: Mayo vs. Gilbert – Devo Spice, featuring the great Luke Ski
11. Spider Verses – Devo Spice, featuring Jared Ringold, Bonnie Gordon, TV’s Kyle, & the great Luke Ski
12. Buffer Time – Byron and Chris
13. Number 5 is alive!
14. A Word From Farkle – The FuMP
15. Logan Awards Intro (Kyle talks about Logan Whitehurst) – Carrie Dahlby and TV’s Kyle
16. Words That Sound Dirty But Ain’t – Devo Spice
17. Honorary Awards, chosen by Insane Ian – Carrie Dahlby
18. In Memoriam, compiled by Insane Ian – Carrie Dahlby
19. #ThanksThanos – Beth Kinderman
20. Alfred Matthew Yankovic – Michael Hunter
21. My Dear Alexa – Power Salad
22. Hey There, Momoa – Jeff Whitmire
23. Carrie does thank yous, Library Bards announce winners
24. Acceptance speech from Milo Pinkerton I – The New Orleans Steam-Cog Orchestra
25. Saturday outros
26. Now You’ve Got The Bridge Spock – The Library Bards
27. D & D – The Library Bards
28. John Barrowman – The Library Bards
29. Princess Is Captive – The Library Bards
30. Canine vs. human moral judgements
31. Sunday intro
32. Regeneration – The Library Bards
ALBUM C:
1. Talking about Bards – Byron & Chris
2. Carrie and Alex and Luke and sound issues
3. Miss Meow America – Carrie Dahlby
4. Sleep Walking Zombies – Carrie Dahlby, featuring Alex
5. Don’t Talk About Size – Carrie Dahlby
6. Why Can’t I Write This Song? – Carrie Dahlby
7. Almost Parent Time – Carrie Dahlby, featuring Josh Rasey
8. Nerf Herder Girl – Jeff Whitmire
9. I Memed A Meme – Jeff Whitmire
10. Tickets To Weird Al In Sarasota – Jeff Whitmire
11. The Epic Of The Bedpan – Karl Brown
12. Why I Perform At Open Mics – Angela Brett
13. Deadly Little Girl – Brett Glass
14. People’s Tummies – Alex
15. Song For Khoshoekh’s Kittens – Beth Kinderman
16. This Is How Elvis Died – Dave Stagner
17. Band Candy – Beth Kinderman
18. The Easter Bunny Vault – Dave Stagner
19. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It’s Flavour? – Brett Glass
20. Chicken Monkey Duck – Angela Brett
21. Korny Jokes – Kornflake
22. Bad Influence – Kornflake
23. The Thing – Karl Brown
24. Soup On A Stick – the great Luke Ski
25. House Tickle Pfeiffer – Devo Spice
26. Variety Speak – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
27. Pizza Day – Carrie Dahlby
28. Rainbow Connection – the great Luke Ski
29. Sunday outro
The 2019 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2018):
ALBUM A:
1. Segue Into Donita Smith’s Sound Check – Byron Lee and BreakMan Z
2. Friday Intro – Luke Ski
3. Donita Picks On Kyle – Donita Smith
4. Middle Aged Woman – Donita Smith
5. The Bosom Song – Donita Smith
6. Health Science – Donita Smith
7. Phone Sex – Donita Smith
8. My Mother Does Not Approve Of These Songs – Luke Ski
9. Losing My Dickligion – Marc With a C
10. It’s Your Goddamn Birthday – Marc With a C
11. Low Rent Truman Show (Intro) – Marc With a C
12. Low Rent Truman Show – Marc With a C
13. Holiday Show – Marc With a C
14. All I Want For Christmas – Marc With a C
15. You’re My Princess – Marc With a C
16. Freestyle Sound Check – StarF & Mattari 2600
17. Intro for StarF and Mattari 2600 – Staples
18. This is my Dance Move – StarF & Mattari 2600
19. Everything Was Terrible And Nothing Was Not On Fire – StarF & Mattari 2600
20. Another Banger! (Montage) – StarF & Mattari 2600
21. You’re An Idiot – StarF & Mattari 2600
22. I’m Going To Keep Talking Because I Love My Voice – Luke Ski
23. Twitch Donation From Jace – Luke Ski
24. The Sound Check Song – Brentalfloss
25. Name That Song Intro – Brentalfloss
26. St. Paul’s Juicy Lucy – Brentalfloss
27. Moisture – Brentalfloss
28. Less Of The Front Row – Brentalfloss
29. Dr. Mario With Lyrics – Brentalfloss
30. Mariokart 8 With Lyrics – Brentalfloss
31. Link Up With You (Intro) – Brentalfloss
32. Link Up With You – Brentalfloss
33. Limbo (Intro) – Brentalfloss
34. Limbo – Brentalfloss
35. The Bioshock Song – Brentalfloss
36. Piano Man Mad Lib (Part 1 – Getting The Suggestions) – Brentalfloss
37. Piano Man Mad Lib (Part 2 – The Resulting Song) – Brentalfloss
38. Friday Outro – Luke Ski, Byron Lee, and BreakMan Z
ALBUM B:
1. Sound Check Silliness – Power Salad
2. Saturday Intro – Luke Ski
3. Religion and Poilitics Ya-Ta-Ta Ya-Ta-Ta! (Intro) – Power Salad
4. Religion and Poilitics Ya-Ta-Ta Ya-Ta-Ta! – Power Salad
5. The Perfect Parodist – Power Salad, featuring TV’s Kyle
6. Gas Station Disc Jockey – Power Salad
7. Sound Check Song – Devo Spice
8. Ian Bit 1 – Devo Spice & Insane Ian
9. Stupid Rap Battles: Frying Pan Vs. Florida – Devo Spice & Insane Ian
10. Ian Bit 2 – Devo Spice & Insane Ian
11. Playin’ Games – Devo Spice
12. Stupid Rap Battles: Cheetos Vs. L – Devo Spice & StarF
13. God I Love MarsCon – Devo Spice
14. Zune Hipster – Insane Ian
15. Story About Jenn – Luke Ski
16. Hi, I’m Ian and I’m A Huffelpuff – Insane Ian
17. Hufflepuffs – Insane Ian
18. The Moisture Song – Insane Ian
19. Super Monkey Ball (Ian-strumental Version) – Insane Ian
20. It’s Frog Noticing Time – Scooter Picnic
21. Officer Freethrow – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
22. We Expected Chaos – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
23. Callin’ Your Bluff – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
24. Vambre Warrior Cosplayer – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
25. Another Banger! – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
26. Next Level Chicken – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
27. Wiggiling Is A Luxury We Can’t Afford – TV’s Kyle & Linzilla
28. Run Barry Run – the great Luke Ski
29. Shut Up, Queen – the great Luke Ski
30. She’s Kara Zor-el – the great Luke Ski
31. Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues – the great Luke Ski
32. Finn and Poe – The Library Bards
33. The Princess Bride – The Library Bards
34. Go Go Go! – The Library Bards
35. Comic Fan (Intro) – The Library Bards
36. Comic Fan – The Library Bards
37. Stalker – Saturday Outro – Luke Ski
ALBUM C:
1. Use Your Words – Brentalfloss
2. Late Sunday Intro – Luke Ski
3. Achievement Unlocked – Faithful Sidekicks
4. Beam Me Up, Don’t Beam Me Down – Faithful Sidekicks
5. Do The Omega 13 – Faithful Sidekicks
6. FuMP Jukebox Intro – Luke Ski
7. Selfies – Marc With A C, featuring StarF
8. Stop Covering Hallelujah (Intro) – Beth Kinderman
9. Stop Covering Hallelujah – Beth Kinderman
10. Predators – Alex
11. Everything’s A Song – Carrie Dahlby
12. Close The Window – Karl Brown
13. Message To Alex – M.T. Foyer
14. The Crance – M.T. Foyer
15. Sand Between My Gears – Brett Glass
16. The Overflowing Catbox Blues – Brett Glass
17. All My Money (Intro) – Carrie Dahlby & Alex
18. All My Money – Carrie Dahlby & Alex
19. Freeze Ray – Insane Ian
20. Words That Sound Dirty But Ain’t – Devo Spice
21. Luke Thanks Everyone, and Carrie – Luke Ski
22. Everything’s A Song! (Super Rad! Version!) – the great Luke Ski
23. You Dick – Carrie Dahlby
24. One More Minute – Faithful Sidekicks
25. Galaxy Song – Beth Kinderman
26. Let’s Make The Water Turn Black – Power Salad
27. One Of My Favorite Songs – TV’s Kyle
28. Yellow Submarine (They Might Be Giants Version) – TV’s Kyle
29. Hi (I Am Grup) – Luke Ski
30. Bye! – Byron Lee & Break Man Z
The 2018 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2017):
ALBUM A:
1. Friday Night Intro
2. Vader Boy – Carrie Dahlby
3. One Night In Quark’s Bar – the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
4. Titanic Monday – Carrie Dahlby
5. Sound Check (Shut Up Ian) – Mikey Mason
6. If Springsteen Wrote My Life #1 – Mikey Mason
7. My Next Girlfriend – Mikey Mason
8. If Springsteen Wrote My Life #2 – Mikey Mason
9. The Sunday After The Saturday Immediately Following The Actual Calendar Date of Saint Patrick’s Day – Mikey Mason
10. If Springsteen Wrote My Life #3 – Mikey Mason
11. The Nobody Is Stalking Me Because I’m Luke Ski Blues – Luke Ski & Marc With A C
12. Unicorns Get More Bacon – Marc with a C
13. Amy It’s Kevin (Intro)
14. Amy It’s Kevin – Marc with a C
15. Life’s So Hard – Marc with a C
16. Nothin’ But Truth – Devo Spice
17. Norway Doesn’t Exist
18. Comedy Music Life – Devo Spice
19. Just For You – Devo Spice
20. Saturday Morning Intro
21. Food Show – Power Salad
22. The Favor – Power Salad
23. Hot Dogs In The Sink – Power Salad
24. Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Good – Insane Ian
25. Doctor Who – Insane Ian
26. Rehearsal Backstory
27. Must Love Dogs – Insane Ian, featuring the Library Bards
ALBUM B:
1. This Groove (Is Too Dope For Us) – Scooter Picnic
2. Purple Pete – TV’s Kyle
3. Plastic Beach – TV’s Kyle
4. Moisture!
5. Consider My Goat – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
6. Barney The Purple Ranger – TV’s Kyle
7. Chapter Break
8. Closing Time – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
9. Guess The Tile Guy Impressionist
10. Candybars – Luke Ski
11. The Crance – Luke Ski
12. Medley of Alex’s Favorite Songs – Alex
13. All About That Space – Library Bards
14. Pokeball – Library Bards
15. Geeky Girl (Intro)
16. Geeky Girl – Library Bards
17. Gandalf – Library Bards
18. The MarsCon Life For Me – Judy Tenuta
19. Judyism – Judy Tenuta
20. Mountain Girl (Intro) – Judy Tenuta
21. Mountain Girl – Judy Tenuta
22. Moisture and Deep Space Nine – Judy Tenuta
23. The Pope Song – Judy Tenuta
24. Judy Needs a Scandal – Judy Tenuta
25. Kyle and Lindsay Renew Their Vows – Judy Tenuta
26. RHPS Concert Intro – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
27. 20th Century Fox Theme – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
28. Science Fiction Double Feature – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
29. Dammit Janet – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
30. Over At The Frankenstein Place – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
31. Time Warp – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
ALBUM C:
1. Sweet Transvestite – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
2. Sword of Damocles – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
3. I Can Make You A Man – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
4. Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul) – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
5. Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
6. Eddie – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
7. The Floor Show (Rose Tint My World, Don’t Dream It, Be It, Wild and Untamed Thing, I’m Going Home) – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
8. Super Heroes – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
9. Science Fiction Double Feature (Reprise) – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
10. RHPS Concert Outro – MarsCon 2017 RHPS Cast
11. Sunday Morning Intro
12. I’m Gonna Be Offended – Timm McCoy
13. Selfies – StarF
14. With Her Cellphone Underneath Her Ear – Brett Glass
15. Han Solo For President – Faithful Sidekicks
16. Trump – The Feng Shui Ninjas
17. Wolfe Island Ferry – Luke Ski, featuring The Feng Shui Ninjas
18. Good Enough For Now – Marc With A C
19. Pac-man – Carrie Dahlby
20. Don’t Leave Your Records In The Sun – Power Salad
21. Banana Nana – TV’s Kyle, featuring the Library Bards
22. Reinstalling Windows – Brett Glass
23. You’ll Be Back – Beth Kinderman
24. Mr. Spock – Insane Ian
25. You’re An Old Lady (Who Used To Be Hot) (Intro)
26. You’re An Old Lady (Who Used To Be Hot) – Luke Ski & friends
The 2017 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2016):
ALBUM A:
1. Friday night intro
2. Dumbledore (Weird Al Anecdote Version) – Steve Goodie
3. Nina – Steve Goodie
4. I Dropped My Phone In The Toilet – Steve Goodie
5. What’s In My Hot Dog – Steve Goodie
6. Steve is a whore
7. Creepy Kind Of Love – Dino-Mike
8. Don’t Be Obscene – Dino-Mike
9. Zombie Girl – Dino-Mike
10. The Worst Disease – Dino-Mike
11. I Didn’t Fuck It Up – Katie Goodman
12. MILF – Katie Goodman
13. Gimme A Man Over 40 – Katie Goodman
14. I Ain’t Fundin’ That Shit – Katie Goodman
15. Carla and Steve text about Katie
16. In An I-HOP – Devo Spice
17. Dinky McDiddlyboots – Devo Spice
18. My Little Pwnage – Devo Spice
19. Schaffer pulled in some first-time attendees
20. Boo! (I’m A Ghost!) – Schaffer The Darklord
21. Do Sex – Schaffer The Darklord
22. Yes – Schaffer The Darklord
23. Cat People – Schaffer The Darklord
24. The first-timers are happy with their STD
ALBUM B:
1. Saturday intro
2. Demi Moore – Raymond & Scum
3. The Ancient One – Raymond & Scum
4. Lando (Episode VII) – Raymond & Scum
5. (Nobody Loves The) Comedy Band – Raymond & Scum
6. Phil Took My Dolphin Away – TV’s Kyle
7. Rated-G Life – TV’s Kyle
8. Monster Polka – TV’s Kyle
9. Gonna make Kyle sweat
10. There’s No Link Between All Of This (And Cheese) – TV’s Kyle
11. The Floating Princess (2016) – TV’s Kyle, featuring the great Luke Ski, Insane Ian, and Lindzilla
12. I’m Vambre Warrior – the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
13. It’s A Fanboy Christmas Best-Of Medley – the great Luke Ski
14. Ice King Baby – the great Luke Ski
15. Grease Wars – the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
16. This Is What Happens When You Give Logan A Medley – The FuMP
17. Urban Dictionary – Dino-Mike
ALBUM C:
1. You’re A Feminist – Katie Goodman
2. Sex Rhymes – Schaffer The Darklord
3. Put It Away – Devo Spice
4. Benedict Cumberbatch – Insane Ian
5. Sunday intro
6. The Voices In Your Head (Have Started A Podcast) – Power Salad
7. Janice Gorch (A Promposal) – Power Salad
8. The Elephant – Power Salad
9. In My Driverless Car – Power Salad
10. Fury Road – Insane Ian
11. Internet Famous – Insane Ian
12. Kylo (Lionel Richie version) – Insane Ian
13. Actual musicians!
14. Uber Uber Alles – Karl Brown
15. The Great Baristo – Brett Glass
16. Rainbow Train – Carrie Dahlby
17. I Don’t Know The Words To This Song – Feng Shui Ninjas
18. Smell My Nipple, Win A Prize – Devo Spice
19. Laundromat Of Sin – Devo Spice
20. Istanbul Not Constantinople – Beth Kinderman and the Player Characters
21. Boogie – Power Salad
22. Ain’t We Crazy – Karl Brown
23. Ice Hair – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
24. Contemplating the Luke Ski of a parallel dimension
25. Second Week Of Deer Camp – the great Luke Ski, featuring the FuMP
26. MarsCon 2016 outro
The 2016 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2015):
ALBUM A:
1. Opening Ceremonies: Guardians Of The EmeraldCity
2. MarsCon 2015 Friday intro
3. Reelin’ In The Grease – Carrie Dahlby
4. Give It To Everybody – Carrie Dahlby, featuring the great Luke Ski
5. My Blouse – Carrie Dahlby
6. The Doctor is out – DJ Byron & Chris Peterson
7. Coffee And Cartoons (MarsCon 2015 Version) – Sponge Awareness Foundation, featuring the great Luke Ski
8. No One Liked The Tuba – Sponge Awareness Foundation
9. An Axl Christmas – Sponge Awareness Foundation
10. Greg Brady Wants Me Dead – Sponge Awareness Foundation
11. Worm Quartet MarsCon 2015 intro
12. I’ve Got A Wife – Worm Quartet
13. Worm Quartet Steel Finders TM
14. Math Is Bullshit – Worm Quartet, featuring Devo Spice
15. I Want A Pie – Worm Quartet
16. Replace Yourself With Boners -Worm Quartet
17. Fueled By Angst -Worm Quartet
18. Evil word practice with ShoEboX
19. Snack Bar – Devo Spice, featuring Power Salad
20. CUPCAKES! – Devo Spice
21. Autocomplete – Devo Spice, featuring Worm Quartet
22. All In My Tights – Devo Spice, featuring Carrie Dahlby and Power Salad
ALBUM B:
1. Shaving Desires – Devo Spice
2. MarsCon 2015 Saturday intro
3. A 2-minute concert by Alex & Josh Rasey
4. Scoob – the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
5. Orko, Slimer, Wicket, & Snarf – the great Luke Ski
6. Q*bert – the great Luke Ski
7. The Twilight Zone – the great Luke Ski
8. Your call is very important to us – DJ Byron & Chris Peterson
9. Epic Sax intro
10. Four Things You Need To Know – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
11. Lindzilla – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
12. Actual Baby – TV’s Kyle
13. Absolute Zone – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
14. Kyle wrote a pun song
15. 3DS – TV’s Kyle, featuring Lindzilla
16. 5 comedy musicians and a porcupine
17. A sound check song by Power Salad
18. Amazon Drone – Power Salad
19. Letter From A Cruise Ship (Hello Mudduh, Hello Faddah! 2013) – Power Salad
20. With Sparklers All Around Her – Power Salad
21. My Name Is Not Merv Griffin – the great Luke Ski, featuring Power Salad
22. Lindsay & Kyle’s first dance at their wedding
23. Another sound check song by Tony Goldmark
24. ‘Cause It’s French – Tony Goldmark
25. My Favorite Comic Book $uperhero – Tony Goldmark
26. The Guy On TV Is Not Happy – Tony Goldmark
27. Separate Checks – Rob Paravonian
28. The Pirate Song – Rob Paravonian
ALBUM C:
1. Dial-Up Days – Rob Paravonian
2. Pushin’ Band Candy – Rob Paravonian
3. Pachelbel – Rob Paravonian
4. The Flop Game goes to the zoo – The Flopcast
5. Friends Forever – the great Luke Ski, featuring the Flopcast
6. MarsCon 2015 Sunday intro
7. Munchkins – Beth Kinderman & Nikki Walker
8. I Heard It On The Internet – Brett Glass
9. Lobsters Are Really Great – Kornflake
10. Some Days It’s Not Worth – Feng Shui Ninjas
11. Eponymous #3 (Mikey Mason Tribute) – Feng Shui Ninjas
12. Schoolhouse Rock Medley – Sponge Awareness Foundation
13. Paralyzed – Worm Quartet, featuring Power Salad
14. Another Lobster – Kornflake, featuring Kevin
15. Hamburgers And Hot Dogs – TV’s Kyle
16. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinatti – Tony Goldmark
17. Abby Normal – the great Luke Ski, featuring Tony Goldmark
18. Disassembled – Cirque du So What?
19. Existential Blues – Power Salad
20. MarsCon 2015 Sunday outro
The 2015 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2014):
ALBUM A:
1. Opening Ceremonies: The Chronoball Run
2. Friday intro
3. The Epic Conclusion of EpicSaxCon – Possible Oscar, featuring TV’s Kyle
4. The No No Facebook App App Song Song – Power Salad
5. Wasted Space Oddity – Power Salad
6. Laurie, Laurie – Power Salad
7. Strictly Speaking – TV’s Kyle, featuring Power Salad
8. I’m Tired Of Pretending I Don’t Like Spaghetti – TV’s Kyle
9. Kittens For Sale – TV’s Kyle
10. Tokusatsu Heroes – Scooter Picnic
11. Let’s Get Silly – Insane Ian
12. Run This Game – Insane Ian, featuring Devo Spice
13. Shut Up, Ian! – Insane Ian
14. Worm Quartet intro
15. Straight Outta Concepts – Worm Quartet
16. The antifish vs. Delta baggage claim – Worm Quartet
17. Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie And Contains Very Little Eskimo – Worm Quartet
18. A brief explanation from Luke Ski
19. I Don’t Matter (Live at LukeSkiCon 2013) – Worm Quartet
20. What the Fudd?
ALBUM B:
1. Jack Bauer – Ken ‘Madman’ Sherlock
2. Duck Face – Derwood Bowen
3. The Shittim Wood Tree – Karl Brown
4. Pregnancy Is Strange – Carrie Dahlby
5. Killing You Softly – Carrie Dahlby
6. Luke, Are You Carrie? – Carrie Dahlby & the great Luke Ski
7. Almost Parent Time – Carrie Dahlby, featuring Earl ‘Wyngarde’ Luckes
8. In The 80’s – Devo Spice
9. Bad Wolf – Devo Spice
10. South Park Junkie (2012) – Devo Spice
11. Fake Adult – the great Luke Ski
12. I’d By That For A Dollar (Four Quarters Ultimix) – Scooter Picnic & the great Luke Ski, featuring Lindsay Carrozza
13. Because Of Bob – the great Luke Ski
14. The Bitch Song – Henry Phillips
15. Sweet Little Blossom Of Mine – Henry Phillips
16. Girlfriend – Henry Phillips
17. Standing On The Shoulders Of Freaks – Henry Phillips
ALBUM C:
1. Sunday intro
2. Gonna Make You Sore (Everybody Dance, OW!) – DJ Particle
3. Pandarendansen – DJ Particle
4. Red Wedding – Beth Kinderman and the Player Characters
5. Malcolm Reynolds – Beth Kinderman and the Player Characters
6. Best LARP Ever – Beth Kinderman and the Player Characters
7. Tim Wilson tribute sound check
8. King Of The White Trash – Mikey Mason
9. My Apologies – Mikey Mason
10. Settle – Mikey Mason
11. If I Had A Dating Profile – Kornflake, featuring Doornail
12. Pregnant Women Are Smug – Carrie Dahlby & Beth Kinderman
13. Greg Brady Wants Me Dead – Half of S.A.F.
14. Best Phone – Cirque du So What?
15. Toenails – Kornflake
16. Fish Heads – The Feng Shui Ninjas
17. Araby – Kornflake
18. Nateboi, Are You Particle? – DJ Particle & The All-Powerful NateBoi
19. DuckTales – TV’s Kyle
20. Surfin’ Bird (Family Guy Remix) – the great Luke Ski
21. Pico & Sepulveda – Power Salad, featuring the MarsCon 2014 Dementia Track Performers
22. Sunday outro
The 2014 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2013):
ALBUM A:
1. Friday intro
2. Game Of Thrones theme – Possible Oscar
3. Underboob – Possible Oscar
4. The Room Party Song – Possible Oscar
5. Magnum P.I. theme – Possible Oscar
6. Luke plugs Table 27
7. We Are The Vikings – Kobi LaCroix
8. I Have A Tuba – Kobi LaCroix
9. Ian’s thing with stuff
10. Super Powers – Insane Ian
11. Epic Video Game Medley (2013 Edition) – Insane Ian
12. Super Mario Brothers Super Show – Scooter Picnic
13. I’d Buy That For A Dollar (Epic Ian Fail Version) – Scooter Picnic, featuring the great Luke Ski
14. I Like (8-Bit) Pie – TV’s Kyle
15. Where It’s At (8-Bit Booyah) – TV’s Kyle
16. Fingertips – The Crown Plaza Shaftriders
17. ‘Cause My Fly’s Open – Jeff Reuben
18. Hulk Smash Everything – Brett Glass
ALBUM B:
1. Pink Male Bracers – DJ Particle
2. Saturday intro
3. Stealing Like A Hobbit – the great Luke Ski
4. My Favorite Part – the great Luke Ski
5. Skeksis Back – the great Luke Ski
6. Story time with Luke Ski
7. You’re An Old Lady (Who Used To Be Hot) – Flat 29
8. Flat 29 Is The Flat For Me – Flat 29
9. An XBox Live Romance – Flat 29
10. Flat 29 checks the factual accuracy of love songs
11. Factually Accurate Love Song – Flat 29
12. Sneaking Snacks Into The Cinema – Flat 29, with the great Luke Ski and Carrie Dahlby
13. Flat 29 unearths a rare Bach concerto
14. Rap Guide To The Orchestra – Flat 29
15. ‘Stalling for Tile’ with Kyle and Ian
16. This Is What Happens When You Give Logan A Medley – the great Luke Ski, TV’s Kyle, Insane Ian, and Carrie Dahlby
17. In The 80’s – the great Luke Ski and Chris Mezzolesta
18. The Peddler, A Half-Assed Translation – Kobi LaCroix
ALBUM C:
1. Kyle, Are You Ian? – Scooter Picnic
2. Write Like The Wind (George R.R. Martin) – Mikey Mason
3. When You Wish Upon A Death Star – the great Luke Ski
4. Sunday intro
5. Census – Max DeGroot
6. I’ll Lose Weight – Max DeGroot
7. Luke makes a pun
8. My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner (Me First And The Gimme Gimmes Version) – Power Salad
9. (You Wouldn’t Be Saying That) If Charlie Callas Were Here – Power Salad
10. Classic Rock Cut-Off Date – Power Salad
11. Flat 29 says goodbye
12. She Don’t Like Firefly – Mikey Mason
13. Best Game Ever – Mikey Mason
14. Saturday Morning Cartoon Medley – Mikey Mason
15. Fireworks, Pornography, And Cheese – Dave Stagner
16. Your Dementia Lifestyle – The Feng Shui Ninjas
17. Gonna Buy Me A Dog – Power Salad and the great Luke Ski
18. S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants) – Jeff Reuben
19. Turtle Power – the great Luke Ski
20. Sunday outro
21. Luke Ski plugs MarsCon 2014
22. BONUS TRACK: Kornflake, Are You Doornail? – Kornflake & Doornail
The 2013 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2012):
ALBUM A:
1. MarsCon 2012 Friday intro
2. After The Fish – TVs Kyle
3. It’s Just A Dream (Luigi’s Lament) – TVs Kyle, featuring Nate Boi
4. The Floating Princess – TVs Kyle, featuring Seamonkey, JayeKitty, and
the great Luke Ski
5. How To Speak ShoEboX – Cirque du So What?
6. Interrupting Technology, and Applebees Birthday – Cirque du So What?
7. Pizza Time – Cirque du So What?
8. Let’s Do Improv! – Cirque du So What?
9. CdSW Outro, and Sara turns tricks
10. Worm Quartet intro
11. New Band Name #1
12. you were wrong cabinet sanchez – Worm Quartet
13. New Band Name #2
14. A Song For Worm Quartet To Sing With TVs Kyle – Worm Quartet, featuring
TVs Kyle
15. Hold the baby up?
16. The Internet Is A Big Warm Hug For The World – Worm Quartet
17. New Band Name #3
18. Kim Kardashian – Worm Quartet
19. New Band Name #4
20. Save Dat Mermaid – the Gothsicles
21. One Second Ghost – the Gothsicles
22. Eff The Sun – the Gothsicles
23. Sheep – Seamonkey
24. Moo Moo Cow – Seamonkey, featuring Seamonkette
25. Onry Handjob – Seamonkey
ALBUM B:
1. MarsCon 2012 Saturday intro
2. Everything Is The Worst Thing Ever – Possible Oscar
3. Frogger Is Killing Our Culture – Possible Oscar
4. Captain Mal (Aiming To Misbehave) – Possible Oscar
5. Seamonkey introduces the Boobles
6. Hooters Up The Street – The Boobles, featuring Dino-Mike
7. Maxine’s Killer Mammers – The Boobles, featuring TVs Kyle
8. Double Ds – The Boobles, featuring Worm Quartet
9. Dork Whore – Dino-Mike
10. Why Can’t I Pee? – Dino-Mike
11. Hymn For Sin – Dino-Mike
12. M.I.L.K. – Consortium Of Genius
13. Lab Coat – Consortium Of Genius
14. Bucket Of Blood – Consortium Of Genius
15. Zombie Apocalypse Barbecue – Consortium Of Genius
16. Bow To Me – Consortium Of Genius
17. Mallet Of Metal – Consortium Of Genius
18. Skinny Jeans – Jeff Reuben
19. Mountain Dew Addict – Derwood Bowen
20. Cat-Girl – DJ Particle, featuring BreakMan Z
21. MarsCon 2012 Sunday intro
22. Nothin’ But A Geek Thang – Devo Spice, featuring Worm Quartet
ALBUM C:
1. Earworm – Devo Spice
2. I Am The Doctor – Devo Spice
3. Luke Ski speaks! #1
4. Snoopy The Dogg (live at DeepSouthCon 50) – the great Luke Ski
5. Blues Campbell (live at DeepSouthCon 50) – the great Luke Ski
6. Smeg Head (live at DeepSouthCon 50) – the great Luke Ski
7. WalkingSilly (live at DeepSouthCon 50) – the great Luke Ski
8. Luke Ski speaks! #2
9. Plastic Thingy – Power Salad
10. 30 Seconds – Power Salad
11. Vampire Book Club – Power Salad
12. Charlie Sheen – Power Salad
13. Time Lord Blues – Brett Glass
14. Eponymous #1 – Feng Shui Ninjas
15. Eponymous #2 – Feng Shui Ninjas
16. Mississippi Squirrel Revival – Beth Kinderman
17. There’s A Platypus Controlling Me – Devo Spice
18. Bye Bye Ladies – the great Luke Ski, featuring TVs Kyle and Chris
Mezzolesta
19. FuMP roll call, and Dementia Radio freestyle
20. We Are The FuMP – The FuMP
21. MarsCon 2012 outro
22. MarsCon 2013 commercial
The 2012 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2011):
ALBUM A:
1. Friday intro
2. Get Our Geek On – Possible Oscar
3. At The Con (full band arrangement) – Possible Oscar
4. Internet Trio – Possible Oscar
5. Fandom Dazzle – the great Luke Ski
6. It’s Good To Be The King – the great Luke Ski, featuring Devo Spice,
Insane Ian, and Jared Ringold
7. Applause for no reason
8. Blasted Bill gets served again
9. Worm Quartet intro
10. Great Idea For A Song – Worm Quartet
11. Moisture chant
12. I like this con for some reason
13. Vampire Penguins – Worm Quartet
14. The Ballad Of Dr. Stopp – Worm Quartet
15. Dead Fragglz – Worm Quartet, featuring Possible Oscar
16. Meta chanting
17. Friday outro
18. Saturday intro
19. Son Of A Witch – Toyboat
20. Fox News Blues – Toyboat
21. Would You Like To Play A Game? – Toyboat
22. Shut up, Ian!
23. Good Advice – TV’s Kyle
24. Shaggy And His Super Chair – TV’s Kyle
25. High School Makes Everyone Uncomfortable – TV’s Kyle
26. King Of Kong – TV’s Kyle, featuring Alchav and Devo Spice
27. Breaking legs and rhetorical questions
28. Black Water (BP Version) – Steve Goodie
ALBUM B:
1. The Nascar Song – Steve Goodie
2. Avada Kedavra – Steve Goodie and Nuclear Bubble Wrap
3. Burning Ambitions – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
4. I Never Go To Work – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
5. Inyourendo – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
6. Southwest breaks Mac Minis
7. He’s Good – Cirque du So What?
8. T&A VHS Rental-Rama – Cirque du So What?
9. A Precious Moment – Cirque du So What?
10. Cake balls final tally
11. Nothin’ But A Geek Thang – Devo Spice, featuring Worm Quartet
12. Half-Assed Rapper – Devo Spice
13. Show up on Sunday, dammit!
14. Roadtripper – Carrie Dahlby
15. Party Bus video game
16. Jabba Jive – Carrie Dahlby
17. Blasted Bill is punderful
18. And so a meme was born
19. Awww, shucks!
20. Party Bus Round 2
21. Towels
22. A Geek Like Me – DJ Particle
23. Mary Sue – Beth Kinderman
24. Steve Austin
25. Austin, you’re my hero!
26. CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP – Smashy Claw
27. Steve’s 3rd weirdest gig ever
28. Wal-Mart – Steve Goodie
29. I’m Thinkin’ ‘Bout Nailin’ Sarah Palin – Steve Goodie
30. 80’s Chords – Rob Balder
31. Tile Spam happy cow
32. I’m Not Your Personal I.T. Guy – Devo Spice
33. Jace never goes to work
34. Konami tile
35. Pac-Man Is Naked And So Should You – Worm Quartet
ALBUM C:
1. Short Bus Suite (2011 Version) – Worm Quartet
2. Bunny’s Big Day – BaldBox
3. Party Bus outro
4. Still A Fan – Break Man Z
5. Dead Egyptian Blues – Brett Glass
6. Why Having Kids Is Fun – Gifted Gear
7. Citrus Betrayal – Soggy Potato Chips
8. The Last Cup Of Coffee – Soggy Potato Chips
9. Murdering The Vegetables – Soggy Potato Chips
10. Inserting a quarter
11. Baby Cthulhu – Gifted Gear
12. A River In Egypt – Smashy Claw
13. Waking Up Is Hard To Do – Brett Glass
14. Fondled By The T.S.A. – Jeff Reuben
15. Could It Be You? – DJ Particle
16. Achievement Unlocked – Insane Ian
17. Ian is professional
18. MvL – Insane Ian, featuring Odd Austin and TV’s Kyle
19. Pikachu (EVGM Version) – Insane Ian
20. DiG DuG – Insane Ian
21. Weird Al Didn’t Write This Song – Devo Spice
22. If I Had The Copyright (The F-Word Song) (Bleepin’ Byron Edit) – DJ
Particle, featuring Byron Lee
23. Blow ‘Em Away – Brett Glass
24. Mahna Mahna – Puppet Show
25. Happy Boy – Toyboat
26. Zombies On Your Lawn – Carrie Dahlby
27. Sunday outro
28. C.O.G. Predicts The End Of The World! – Consortium Of Genius
The 2011 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2010):
ALBUM A:
1. Sound Check and Intro
2. Raise The Game – Rob Balder
3. Gamer Funk – Rob Balder
4. U.S. F’n A – BaldBox
5. Clownf***ers – BaldBox
6. Strap-On Brain – Worm Quartet
7. The Way You Talk – Schaffer The Darklord
8. Goddammit – Schaffer The Darklord
9. Nerd Lust – Schaffer The Darklord
10. Highly Atomic Variety Hour Theme – The Nick Atoms
11. Mystery Science Theatre 3000 – The Nick Atoms
12. Song Of A Six Million Dollar Man – The Nick Atoms, featuring Carrie Dahlby
13. Spider-Man – The Nick Atoms
14. Cathy – The Nick Atoms
15. Band Discussion Simulator Commercial – The Nick Atoms
16. M.A.S.K. – The Nick Atoms, featuring Worm Quartet
17. Goodbye Song – The Nick Atoms
18. Luke’s Outro for the Nick Atoms
19. Draining The Lizard On A Dead Gay Wizard – Nuclear Bubble Wrap, featuring Worm Quartet
20. Raichu A Song – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
21. Hold On, I’ve Got To Take This – Power Salad
22. My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner – Power Salad
23. The Shortest Song – Insane Ian
24. Epic Video Game Medley – Insane Ian
ALBUM B:
1. Dumbledore – Steve Goodie
2. Tweetin’ On A Jet Plane – Steve Goodie
3. Killing You Softly – Carrie Dahlby
4. The World Is Made Of Potholes – Carrie Dahlby
5. One Meatball – Dr. Steve
6. Bad Influence – Throwing Toasters
7. Nursery Rhyme Lawyer – Throwing Toasters
8. Beating On Grandma – Throwing Toasters
9. Ellen (Debbie) – Throwing Toasters
10. The Bible, An Audio Book – Cirque du So What?
11. Dumb Fanfic Awards – Cirque du So What?
12. Marvel Poppins – the great Luke Ski
13. Anime Fan – the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
14. My Parents Bought Me Intellivision – the great Luke Ski, featuring Insane Ian
15. I’m On It – Devo Spice, featuring Rob Balder
16. Platform Wars – Devo Spice, featuring the great Luke Ski
17. Birdf***er – Nuclear Bubble Wrap
18. I’ll Be There For You – The Gothsicles
19. So You Want To Become A Goth? – The Gothsicles
20. Amphibious Triginometry – The Gothsicles
21. Luke plugs MarsCon 2011, Part 1
ALBUM C:
1. Yes Scrubs – “Blasted Bill” Putt
2. The Tragic Saga Of Ken ‘Madman’ Sherlock
3. Already Dead – Brett Glass
4. Listenin’ To Dr. Demento – Uncle Lumpy
5. Hey There Cthulhu – The All Powerful Nate Boi
6. Fair Use – DJ Particle
7. Taco Bell – Odd Austin
8. Vampires Suck – Odd Austin, featuring Devo Spice
9. Only 99 Times – Dino-Mike
10. Nuff Liqour – Dino-Mike
11. Living On A Roll And A Prayer / Rock Is FTW! – The Chris Waffle Experience & Possible Oscar
12. Calculator In My Bum – The Chris Waffle Experience
13. Dead Skunk – Throwing Toasters
14. Nursery Rhyme Moyle – Steve Goodie
15. Folsom Prison Nightmare – Eric Coleman
16. The Gothsicles’ Dementia Roast – Alchav
17. Badger Pajamas – Rob Balder
18. Mommy’s Broken – Gifted Gear
19. Happy Happy Joy Joy – the great Luke Ski, featuring Cirque du So What
20. MarsCon 2010 Dementia Track Outro
21. Luke plugs MarsCon 2011, Part 2
22. The Second Shortest Song – Insane Ian
The 2010 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2009):
ALBUM A:
1. When We Go To MarsCon – The Dementia Fun Bus Crew
2. Sonata beatbox ottoman Yakety Sax intro
3. Fark Trifecta
4. Keep Your Paws To Yourself – Rob Balder
5. Re: Your Brains (Alternate Ending)
6. O RLY?
7. Never Say Never – Rob Balder
8. Possible Oscar intros without cowbell
9. Never Gonna Beat This Boss – Possible Oscar, featuring Carrie Dahlby
10. Raking The Lawn – Possible Oscar, featuring Worm Quartet
11. Killin’ My Boner – Positive Attitude
12. Space Jam – Positive Attitude
13. The Return Of The Nick Atoms
14. Dr. Ted Nelson wants some gratitude
15. G.I. Joe – The Nick Atoms
16. Spooky coincidences outro
17. Twitter intro
18. Written On Twitter – Devo Spice
19. Give It To Everybody – Devo Spice, featuring Carrie Dahlby
20. The Geeks Come Out At Night – Devo Spice, featuring the great Luke Ski
21. ShoEboX-luppagus intro
22. Worm Quartet 2009 intro
23. The Laundromat Of Sin – Worm Quartet, featuring Soggy Potato Chips
24. Chanting with ShoEboX
25. Short Bus Suite – Worm Quartet
26. Commander Kafka: Space Roach – BaldBox
27. Mommy’s Broken – Worm Quartet, featuring Possible Oscar
28. Power Salad freestyle intro
29. The Table Near The Band – Power Salad
ALBUM B:
1. The Fire At The Old Diploma Mill – Power Salad
2. Dementia Radio Jingle – Power Salad
3. Battlestar Rhapsody – the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby,
Power Salad, and Worm Quartet
4. Too Much Stuff – the great Luke Ski
5. Dementia Revolution – the great Luke Ski & MC Lars
6. MC Lars & Damondrick Jack talk about MarsCon
7. MC Lars got ShoE-rolled
8. (Lord It’s Hard To Be Happy When You’re Not) Using The Metric
System – MC Lars & Worm Quartet
9. Demented phone sex line & progressive radio
10. Re: Your Brains (Sound Check) – Feng Shui Ninjas
11. Writing A Book – Feng Shui Ninjas
12. Fruity Oaty Bars – Feng Shui Ninjas
13. Greensleeves – Feng Shui Ninjas
14. Marvel! – Wally Pleasant
15. She’s In Love With A Geek – Wally Pleasant
16. Monster’s Last Ball – Wally Pleasant
17. Hi My Name Is Luke Ski – Soggy Potato Chips
18. Crazy Duck In Space – Breakman Z
19. Hero’s Quest (Whoops! Quest For Glory) – Blasted Bill Putt
20. The Scotsman – Gifted Gear
21. Hi My Name Is Blasted Bill – Soggy Potato Chips
22. Flash Drive – DJ Particle
23. Hi My Name Is Alchav – Soggy Potato Chips
24. Smash The Frickin’ Fairies – Karl Brown
25. PC ‘08 – DJ Particle
ALBUM C:
1. Sunday intro
2. Dear Britney (Oops, I Did It Again) – Carrie Dahlby
3. Stupid As Charged – Carrie Dahlby, featuring Devo Spice
4. A Drop Of Vulcan Blood – Marc Gunn
5. The Mining Ship The Red Dwarf – Marc Gunn
6. Cookin’ By The Book (Li’l Jon Remix) – Carrie Dahlby, featuring the
great Luke Ski, Worm Quartet, Power Salad, and Earl Luckes
7. Goddammit Marc Gunn, Shut Up About Your Cat – Worm Quartet
8. Space Game – MC Lars
9. Domino Death – Devo Spice
10. Robots – Possible Oscar
11. Don’t Worry, Be Happy – Feng Shui Ninjas, featuring Nate Boi
12. Desperation – W. Randy Hoffman
13. Drinking Song – Beth Kinderman
14. Guitar Hero – Insane Ian
15. Caturday – Soggy Potato Chips
16. There’s Something About A Zombie – Insane Ian, featuring the
MarsCon 2009 Dementia Track performers
17. MarsCon 2009 Dementia Track outro
18. SPECIAL THANKS & MARSCON 2010 PREVIEW
The 2009 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2008):
ALBUM A:
1. Opening Ceremonies: The Super Mario Povich Show
2. Zombies – Beth Kinderman
3. Stalling For Time, Part 1
4. Jordan Cochrane, Geek Goddess Supreme – Eric Coleman
5. Worm Quartet 2008 Intro
6. The Rabbit Song – Worm Quartet
7. What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like – Worm Quartet
8. Long Story Short – Worm Quartet
9. Less Than Three – Worm Quartet
10. Mommy’s Broken – Worm Quartet
11. Stalling For Time, Part 2
12. The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air – The Gothsicles
13. Badger Badger Badger – The Gothsicles, featuring Worm Quartet
14. Hey, I’ve Got That Font – The Gothsicles, featuring Soggy Potato Chips
15. Why Can’t I Shoot The Dog? – Sudden Death, featuring the Gothsicles
16. Friday Becomes Saturday
17. The Future Soon – Rob Balder
18. Still Annoyed, The Bowser Song – Rob Balder
19. Creative Commons Anthem – Rob Balder
20. Let’s All Boot Up The Computer – Wyngarde
ALBUM B:
1. Pillagers – Sudden Death, featuring the great Luke Ski, Possible Oscar, Worm
Quartet, and Power Salad
2. My Atari – Sudden Death, featuring Worm Quartet
3. Elton Gershwin Sound Checks
4. Skullcrusher Browncoat – Paul & Storm, featuring Jonathan Coulton
5. Musical Scenario Suppositions – Paul & Storm
6. Paul & Storm’s Luke Ski moment
7. The Captain’s Wife’s Lament – Paul & Storm
8. Stalling For Time, Part 3
9. That Calls For A Wilhelm Scream – Possible Oscar
10. Take Back The Music – Sudden Death, featuring Possible Oscar
11. Press Start To Continue – Possible Oscar
12. Stalling For Time, Part 4
13. We Suck Live – Hot Waffles
14. Skullcrusher Browncoat Redux – Hot Waffles
15. Sorry, My Brother’s A Jerk – Hot Waffles
16. Blue Collar Comedy – Hot Waffles
17. Makin’ Love Like A Geek – Hot Waffles
18. 80’s Comedy – Hot Waffles
19. You Guys Look Like You Like To Smoke Weed – Hot Waffles, featuring Raymond & Scum
20. Shaving Cream – Soggy Potato Chips
21. Rectal Thermometer – Karl Brown
22. Shave Tonight – Blasted Bill Putt
23. Introducing Gifted Gear
24. My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner – Gifted Gear
ALBUM C:
1. The LumberScot – Davroz & Blasted Bill Putt
2. G33k5tar – CRoses
3. Fan Speculation – DJ Particle
4. Vote For Me, It’s A Joke – Art Paul Schlosser
5. Stalling For Time, Part 5
6. Sleep Walking Zombies – Carrie Dahlby
7. The World Is Made Of – Carrie Dahlby
8. Stalling For Time, Part 6
9. It’s Tuesday, But It Feels Like A Monday – Power Salad
10. Mr. Most Important Person – Power Salad
11. Dementia Revolution – the great Luke Ski, featuring Sudden Death
12. Jack Bauer – the great Luke Ski
13. Holding Out For Hiro – the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby
14. I Can Tell You Shop At Hot(t) Topic – Art Paul Schlosser
15. Still Alive – Beth Kinderman
16. Angus Beef Patties With Cheese And Bacon – Hot Waffles
17. The Yolk’s On You – The Gothsicles
18. Bacon 2, Electric Boogaloo – Sudden Death
19. INVASION MARSCON!
20. Do The Bruce Campbell – MC Lars, featuring YTCracker, Schaffer the Darklord, and ZeaLouS1
The 2008 Fund Raiser (live tracks from MarsCon 2007):
ALBUM A:
1. A short intro by Luke Ski
2. MarsCon Dementia Track (2007 Version) – the great Luke Ski
3. Red Star Woman – DJ Particle, featuring the Almighty DJ Milla
4. Always A Goth Chick – Rob Balder
5. Stalling For Time – Part 1
6. Cellular Degeneration – Sudden Death
7. Stalling For Time – Part 2
8. Konami Code (live) – the Gothsicles, featuring the great Luke Ski and Sudden Death
9. The All-Powerful Nate Boi Interviews A Drunken Rob Balder
10. Rich Fantasy Lives (a cappella live at the Dementia Radio Room Party) – Rob Balder
11. Cathy! (Lounge Version) – Wyngarde
12. Wyngarde Kicks Off Saturday
13. Pine City Motel Blues – Eric Coleman
14. Konami Code (unplugged) – Eric Coleman & Worm Quartet
15. Talk Nerdy To Me – Possible Oscar
16. Earn Hollywood Earn – Possible Oscar, featuring Wyngarde, the great Luke Ski, and
Sudden Death
17. Action Jackson – Wyngarde, featuring Possible Oscar
18. Mr. Yuck – Wyngarde, featuring Possible Oscar
19. I’m Not A Girl – Worm Quartet
ALBUM B:
1. Your Bird Smells – Worm Quartet, featuring the great Luke Ski
2. Stalling For Time – Part 3
3. You Don’t Know Jack – the great Luke Ski
4. Pac-Man – Sudden Death, featuring Worm Quartet
5. Play That Filky Music – Power Salad, featuring the great Luke Ski
6. Stalling For Time – Part 4
7. Number One – Ookla The Mok
8. Go To Bed – Ookla The Mok
9. The All-Powerful Nate Boi Interviews Luke Ski’s Right Nipple
10. Fanboy (a cappella live at the Dementia Radio Room Party) – the great Luke Ski,
featuring darkNES of the Gothsicles
11. Hannibal Lecter – Beth Kinderman
12. Human Guinea Pig – Art Paul Schlosser
13. I Really Did Go To School Naked – Carrie Dahlby
14. Katie’s Dream – Power Salad
15. If I Had The Copyright – Carla Ulbrich
16. Luke & Devo Talk About Blindwulf & Logan
17. Robot Cat – Sudden Death
18. Don’t Download This Song – The MarsCon 2007 Dementia Track
19. A long outro by Luke Ski
BONUS TRACKS:
20. Nun Fight – Paul & Storm
21. The Yolk’s On You – Hot Waffles
The 2007 Fund Raiser (not live tracks):
1. The A-Team is POed – Possible Oscar
2. Antihistamine Zombie (radio edit) – DJ Particle
3. Reelin’ In The Grease (radio edit) – Carrie Dahlby
4. If I Did It – Carla Ulbrich
5. Cheney’s Got Your Back – Carla Ulbrich
6. Nice Guys – Eric Coleman
7. Only Coffee House In Town – Eric Coleman
8. My Cat Is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner (unused original version) – Power Salad
9. Our Menu Has Recently Changed – Power Salad
10. Don’t Shoot – Rob Balder featuring Worm Quartet
11. I’m Gonna Procreate (live) – Worm Quartet
12. I Can’t Get A Job (live – radio edit) – Worm Quartet
13. Inner Voice (live at MarsCon 2005) – Sudden Death
14. Spam (live at MarsCon 2005) – Sudden Death
15. The Yolk’s On You (live from Marscon 2006) – Hot Waffles
16. You Might Be A Trekkie (live at MarsCon 2006) – the great Luke Ski
17. Love Theme From Mystery Spatula Theatre 11 – the great Luke Ski
18. Theme From The Dork Of The Rings – the great Luke Ski
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